Do you know the mysteries of money? No!
Attention, hockey coaches! When the game begins, pull the OTHER team’s goalie. This should make it easier to score.
The most popular jazz act at the zoo is Elephant Sgerald.
What if there was a heroine and she was on heroin? Pretty cool, right? Now I know what you’re thinking: hey Sam, what about a hero and he’s eating a hero?? Nice try, “pal”, but that’s actually her husband.
Words of wisdom and circumspection from the Leader of the Free World.