An expanded take on networking pick-up lines – now feat. “Digital” Bertie Pipp!
“First of all, no, I don’t sleep in the park – I’ve got a perfectly serviceable bungalow. And shaving in the dark, trying to save paper: are you kidding me? Just how mean do you think I am?!”
My no good cat sneaked into the attic and befouled my antique litter collection. Silver lining: my cat excrement collection fares well.
A quick note to clear up some Spooky-related confusion.
You must never whack it to these, or you will be very upset.
I’m really enjoying this collection of epistolary fiction. It’s called “Penthouse Forum”.